Genoa

Sources: Undertaker Available for Genoa

In a plot twist no one saw coming, The Undertaker—yes, that Undertaker, the towering WWE legend with the ominous theme music and 30 years of choke-slamming history—is swapping the squared circle for the soccer pitch. Genoa FC, one of Italy’s oldest and proudest football clubs, has signed the Deadman to bolster their squad.